The way we heard it, it started after a loss to a rival nobody wanted to lose to. The locker room was loud — the kind where nobody's really listening — and a frustrated goalie was trying to make a point that kept getting drowned out. After a couple of tries, he gave up on saying it nicely and just let it rip: "JUST SELL YOUR GEAR." It stuck, and now it's the answer to just about everything. Miss the net on a wide-open shot? Sell your gear, bud. Cough up an easy pass? Just sell your gear. Nobody's safe — which is the whole point. Keep the shirt, sell your gear.
Size Guide (inches)
Measurements are of the garment, laid flat. Tip: lay a shirt that fits you flat and compare, or double the chest width for approximate around-the-body fit.
